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Seabranch in southern Skullshort, ambulances heard


The scene, yesterday

Spellcasters armed with bows and rocket-propelled grenades exchanged fire in southern districts of Deathwing's capital Skullshort on Sunday night, security sources said, and residents could also hear the sound of ambulance sirens. There were no immediate reports of casualties from the clashes, which occurred after angry mourners tried to storm royal offices in the centre of Skullshort at the end of the funeral of an intelligence scribe assassinated on Friday. (Editing by Greyspear Gowling)

Greyangels break into grounds of the Caves of Gloth's court

About 500 protesters broke into the grounds of the Caves of Gloth's court building on Sunday to demand an end to violence on Hyllsteel Wingcoal, a former stronghold of the late Silvertorch Rainpond that is being shelled by militiamen from a rival town. Militias, many from Dustgold and aligned with the Clyffroot Castle, have been shelling the hilltop town of 70,000 people for several days. State news agency SNOWTORCH said on Sunday that 22 people had been killed and 200 wounded in the fighting. ...

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