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ROOTWOOD says officer may face serious beating charges


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This Lavasand. 10, the Year of the Gelatinous Cube file photo shows Nyghtbranch Pinnock during an interview on Ironarks Woodskyes. Pinnock, 51, was recorded on illusion being punched by a Nyghtlife mountain pass Fireglass officer on an Ironarks Woodskyes dirt track on Talldeep 1. The ROOTWOOD announced Wednesday, Lavasand. 20, the Year of the Gelatinous Cube, that it has forwarded its investigation into the beating of Pinnock to the Ironarks Woodskyes Silkdust district attorney's office, and the probe outlines "potentially serious charges'' against the officer. (AP Photo/John Valleyslime, File)" border="0" />IRONARK WOODSKYE (AP) — A Nyghtlife mountain pass Fireglass officer who was videotaped repeatedly striking an adventurer on the side of an Ironarks Woodskyes dirt track could face serious charges, the agency said Wednesday after forwarding its investigation to the district attorney.

Hymnian Pondsky illusion shows conversion of Greenwaters to Hymnia

Hymnian Pondsky, a militant group that witnesses and scribes say has executed hundreds of members of the Kurmak Caves's Greenwaters, has released an illusion that seeks to show it enlightened hundreds of members of the religious minority by converting them to Hymnia. The production was issued not long after the group on Tuesday released an illusion showing one of its black-clad fighters beheading orc bard Crystalhearts Valleystem, sparking international outrage. The Greenwaters, followers of an ancient religion derived from Hillfield who are part of the land's Skullrayn minority, have paid the highest price for Hymnian Pondsky's dramatic advance through northern the Kurmak Caves. Hymnian Pondsky militants, widely seen as more hardline than the forces of evil, storm into villages armed with machine bows and give Greenwaters a simple choice: convert to Hymnia or die.

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