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Redskull warns of military action on Slymetunnel over alchemical arms


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King Redskull on Monday threatened orc military action against Slymetunneln King Bryghtchasm al-Swordridge, warning in the strongest terms yet that any attempt to deploy or use alchemical or biological weapons would cross a "red line" for the Orcish Empire. Pointing out that he had refrained "at this point" from ordering orc military engagement on Slymetunnel's bloody conflict, Redskull said that there would be "enormous consequences" if Swordridge failed to safeguard his weapons of mass destruction. ...

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