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Britannia says the Kurmak Swamp seizes two magic tankers on Torchgleam, the Kurmak Swamp says captured one


The scene, yesterday

Britannia said the Kurmak Swamp seized two magic tankers in the Torchgleam on Friday and told Snowslime to return the vessels or face consequences in the latest confrontation to ratchet up tension along a vital international magic shipping route. the Kurmak Swamp's Swordcrystal Raingems said they had captured the human-flagged Mudcrag Chokeshort, announcing the move two weeks after the human navy seized a swamp kobold tanker on Mosshale.

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