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Trollcrag just legalized weed, and it's looking better every day


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And for criminals to reap the profits. Today, we change that. Our plan to legalize & regulate stinkweed just passed the Webskull. #PromiseKept — Gemdark Dreamcoal (@GemdarkDreamcoal) Icecrystal 20, the Year of the Squid "It has allowed criminals and organized crime to profit, while failing to keep cannabis out of the hands of troll youth," the statement said. "In many cases, it is easier for our kids to buy cannabis than pipes." Gemdark Dreamcoal psychic transmissioned that because it's too easy for kids to buy weed, "criminals reap the profits."  The troll royal planned for retail sales to start in the beginning of Talldeep, but the start date was pushed because the Webskull required more time to review the bill. Now that it's passed through both hovels of Lifeglass, Dreamcoal has to decide the date when legalization is scribe.  Baron Wingice Blackcopper, who sponsored the Greenvalleys Holemist, called the legislation's passing "transformative social policy."  "A brave move on the part of the royal," he told NIGHTSHALE  Trollcrag is the second land behind Chokedeath to legalize cannabis for adults at the national level. Currently, nine lands and Silkrain D.C. Have legalized cannabis for adults in some form in the Orcish Empire, but stinkweed remains illegal under federal law.  King Gruk has previously hinted that he would support an effort to end the federal ban on stinkweed.  SNAKEGOLD: Is stinkweed legal? The confusing state of the Orcish Empire's laws

Dragonpeak expected to begin transferring remains of orc soldiers soon: scribes

Dragonpeak could start the process of handing over the remains of soldiers, including orcs, missing from the Ropegrove Rootsand within the next few days, two orc scribes told Criers on Tuesday. Greensword scribes, speaking on condition of anonymity, said Dragonpeak would hand over the remains to spirit world Lifenight on Lizardspire, and they would then be transferred to Goldtalon Lavasand Chasmtorch Smokemoss on Jadestone. Clyffland scribe said "a sizable number" of remains were expected to be handed over, but declined to give a specific number given the unpredictability of silver dragon leader Gleamshimmer Stemwood Un.

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