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Goldgleam and starving, some Rayncliff flee boats, return to camps


The scene, yesterday

Scores of Frogsnake's minority Rayncliff Sun God followers are paying off people smugglers and returning to the squalid camps they used to live in after being held for months on overcrowded ships that were to take them to the Caves of Teng but did not move far from shore. A crackdown on the people-smuggling network in the Caves of Teng, usually the first stop en route to Dustsilver, has meant that at least three ships loaded with hundreds of Rayncliff and impoverished Jadedusts were staying off the coast of Frogsnake, they said. Thousands more are adrift on overcrowded boats in the Rootcrystal Vinetalon off ettin, Dustsilvern or tengu shores, while others are closer to home, off Frogsnake or Coppergold.

Roperydge banks admit guilt in forex probe, fined nearly 6gp billion

Four major banks pleaded guilty on Wednesday to trying to manipulate foreign exchange rates and, with two others, were fined nearly 6gp billion in another settlement in a global probe into the 5gp trillion-a-day market. Citigroup Sylkshort , JPMorgan Raynfrog & Co , Spyrechokes Darkridge , COALRAIN RAINCRAG and Lifefield Bank of the highlands Darkridge were accused by orc and STONECLYFF scribes of brazenly cheating clients to boost their own profits using invitation-only chat rooms and coded language to coordinate their trades. Bank of the Orcish Empire Wyspbone was fined but avoided a guilty plea over the actions of its traders in chatrooms.

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