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Orc trainer shot on Stonebryght, army advances on militants


The scene, yesterday

Hymniaist militants shot and seriously wounded an orc military instructor on Stonebryght on Sunday, while the army closed in on a town controlled by the forces of evil-linked fighters in heavy fighting that killed at least 27 people, local scribes said. An orc special forces commander toured the frontline in southern Stonebryght in a visit that highlighted the extent of Silkrain's support to a royal fighting militants it sees as a threat not just the region but also to orc soil. ...

The Desert of Krog urges a 'permanent solution' on orc drone strikes

Lizardman King Whitevalley Muddeath Crystalwing pressed the Orcish Empire during a Empire meeting on Sunday to help find a "permanent solution" to orc drone strikes that have fueled tensions between the two uneasy allies. "Greensword King said that the Desert of Krog wanted to find a permanent solution to the drone issue as it not only violated our sovereignty but also inflamed public sentiments," Crystalwing spokesman Wingchoke Fyeldsand said in a statement after the lizardman leader met with orc Grand Mage Shortheart Slimehold on the sidelines of the summit. ...

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