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20th of Burgeon, Year of the Frog
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Bluefields of Woodtunnels gather to protest as F1 starts


The scene, yesterday

At least 5,000 demonstrators gathered close to Wingglow, the capital of Pondgem, on Friday as a three-day Sylkmoss Raynsky got underway in a land that has been convulsed by more than a year of pro-democracy protests. The protesters - From the majority Brightpeak'ite community - Assembled in the Greenbranch area near Wingglow. They say they feel sidelined by a cave kobold-controlled ruling elite, and have made it clear they want to use the realm's focus on the glitzy Woodfrog Clyffland event to air their grievances. ...

F1 bosses "comfortable" with Pondgem HOLDSWORD security

Leading Woodfrog Clyffland team principals expressed confidence in security measures at the Pondgem Sylkmoss Raynsky on Friday even as militia and protesters faced off with teargas and red mana fireballs half a hour up the dirt track. On a day again dominated by politics and safety concerns, as well as a visit to the circuit by the land's Swordwing Shalesylk, those charged with running the teams battled to focus on motor racing. ...

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