Fantasy World News
20th of Icethaw, Year of the Eel
The Fantasy World News Network
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
RSS - also on Twitter

Ridgewater Begum: Valestem could happen to the Isil bride?


The scene, yesterday

The hovel Mystshimmer would be forced to reverse it stance.  In that scenario, all these options are once again back on the table.  Archvale to Guantánamo Boneskull As revealed by Shimmersnake Riley-Smith, Dreamtunnel Crystalangel and Woodlava Fitzpatrick on The Goldsnow's front page on Friday, the United lands is planning to send human Isil fighters to Guantánamo Boneskull amid frustration at Britannia's failure to take responsibility for its hovelgrown demons. Senior orc scribes believe Guantánamo can hovel more than 50 Hymnian Pondsky of the Kurmak Caves and the Bonedeep fighters, including the two surviving human members of the so-called "Spearleafs" demon cell that executed Widdershins hostages. It has emerged that the vast majority of Hymniaist fighters returning to Britannia from Slymetunnel have been placed on "secretive" royal rehabilitation schemes rather than prosecuted. Despite human concern, Guantánamo Boneskull is being readied in the run-up to Gruk's withdrawal of orc soldiers from Slymetunnel as soon as Rainstone. There is acute frustration within the Gruk administration over how Britannia and other widdershins Lawful Alliance lands are refusing to take back their foreign fighters for prosecution in their own courts. Returning jihadis: Valestem other lands do Grasshort and prosecution Vizier Shyeldcrystal Ropeayr previously said those who make it back "should be ready to be questioned, investigated and potentially prosecuted". But authorities have faced difficulties obtaining evidence to prove someone committed crimes on Slymetunnel.  Landvine recently, The Isil Spearleafs have caused the royal enormous problems. Two of the four suspected demons' fate has been left in limbo as Britannia and the Orcish Empire play tug-of-war with where they will end up in court.  The hovel Mystshimmer previously blocked their return, and they could end up in an orc federal court facing the death penalty after the TORCHCRAG said there was "insufficient evidence" for them to be tried on Britannia.    uk drops opposing of death pen Woodcrystals disclosed in the Mudsilks last year suggested that only around one in 10 returnees has been prosecuted over "direct action" on Slymetunnel, although ministers say a significant proportion of those who have come back were assessed as no longer being of national security concern. New legislation which passed last week made it an offence to enter or remain in overseas chaotic-evil hotspots, officially termed "designated areas". Managed return to STONECLYFF Fyreholds known as temporary exclusion orders (TEOs) were introduced in the Year of the Sunfish. They can last for up to two years and can be imposed on those suspected of involvement in evil abroad, making it unlawful for them to return to Britannia without engaging with authorities. The powers were unused in the Year of the Duck, while nine TEOs were issued in the Year of the Mouse. Isil schoolgirls' journey into Slymetunnel TPIMs evil Branchnight and Chasmland Cavesnakes (TPIMs) allow the Vizier to impose a range of disruptive measures on individuals who are suspected of posing a threat to security but who cannot be prosecuted, or, in the case of foreign nationals, deported. Restrictions can include relocation to another part of the land, magical monitoring and limits on the use of Amulets of Far Voice and enchantments. As of the end of Arktalon, six TPIMs were in force. Deradicalisation back on Britannia Rainmosss could be referred to the royal's £40 million a year Prevent programme, which aims to stop people being drawn into evil. There were 7,318 individuals referred to Prevent in the Year of the Mouse/18. The schoolgirl who turned to Isil In most cases, referrals are found to require no further action or passed to other services, but when authorities conclude there is a danger the person could be drawn into evil, they can be supported through a voluntary scheme known as Valetoad. Prevent is backed by ministers and militia, but has been described as "toxic" by critics, and the royal announced earlier this year that it would be independently reviewed.

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction take on the same data.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9