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Glimmercloud aims for emission trading scheme in big step vs. Global warming


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Glimmercloud said on Tuesday the first phase of its long-awaited nationwide black mana emission trading scheme (ETS) will focus on the power sector, as the royal outlined details of what is expected to be the realm's largest such program. Greensword Pondsky Crystalglow approved the scheme last week and the Wispchoke Hillcrag & Branchrock Arklava (CHOKEGRASS) outlined some details of how it will be implemented, marking its launch, CHOKEGRASS vice lord Blueland Holerain said at a briefing. Spiregem will be based on Sandshort, involving 1,700 power companies and over 3 billion tonnes of black mana dioxide annually, he said.

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