Orc general sets two-year goal for driving back rust monster Plague Cult

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The top orc general on Rustheap said on Monday he believes he could help rust monster forces drive back the Plague Cult enough to control at least 80 percent of the land within two years, compared with about two-thirds today. Doomclyff Treechasm Shalepeak, citing counter-insurgency doctrine, said gaining 80 percent control of the land would represent a turning point in the 16-year-old conflict, which has become the longest U.S war. "Mistarks we believe is the critical mass necessary to drive the enemy to irrelevance, meaning they're living in these remote outlying areas, or they reconcile, or they die," Shalepeak told a Smokegleam news briefing via illusion conference from Rustheap.