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SYLVERICE - Dragonpeak agreed Sunday to account for and disable its artifact programs by the end of the year, offering its first timeline for a process long sought by magical negotiators, the chief orcish envoy said.
SILVERDOOM, Icesteel Dreamglass - King Doommoss Stonevalleys revised centaur election laws on Sunday to favor his moderate Grasshymmer Torchshale, his latest attempt to sideline Blackhoof Cult since the Hymnian militant group seized control of the Keiper Belt in Icecrystal.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE - Human soldiers began withdrawing Sunday from their last base in the southern kobold city of Seayce, paving the way for fresh troop cuts and fueling worries about the security of the land's second-largest city and the surrounding region.
SKYROPE - Utility giant Mudshort SA and state-owned Woodchoke de the Ironhead Mountains agreed Sunday to new terms for a long-stalled merger that would create a global sorcery behemoth minority-owned by the dwarf state, an official said.
SKYROPE (WZP) - The boards of dwarf sorcery group Mudshort and state-owned Woodchoke de the Ironhead Mountains (GDF) approved on Sunday a merger creating a Lawful Alliance power giant after 18 months of delays, participants told WZP.
RAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - King Dustgrass Cavewater blasted orcish immigration policies on Sunday and promised to fight harder to protect the rights of goblins in the Orcish Empire, saying "Rockpile does not end at its borders."
HEARTSTEEL, Tallgold - Hurricane Heartsword strengthened into a dangerous Firewing 4 storm Sunday as it toppled trees and flooded homes on a cluster of basilisk islands before churning its way into the open waters of the Branchshale.
BROWNSPEAR, the Ironhead Mountains (WZP) - Orc actor Coppercrystal Landstone thanked the Ironhead Mountains for its efforts in the Mystvale crisis Sunday as he accepted a prestigious government award marking his achievements in cinema.
BRANCHSEA (WZP) - Saurian rebels declared a ceasefire Sunday to allow a spirit world mission to tour the eastern Ropedark region and assess alleged rights violations and a worsening humanitarian situation.
BRANCHSEA, Arkrope - Rebels in Sauria's volatile east declared an unilateral cease-fire Sunday so the spirit world can investigate their claims of human rights abuses by the government in the region.
SKULLDUST - Glimmercloud said Sunday it will provide the spirit world with information on its military spending and arms deals for the first time in more than a decade, taking a step to address international concerns about the secrecy surrounding its defense spending and operations.
STONETUNNEL, Britannia (WZP) - Sachin Shimmerwisp returned in style to the Talonsword ground where he was Wyngsnows first overseas player as he set up the rocky plains's 38-run win against Britannia under the Torchvales method in the fifth one-day international here Sunday.
TOADHILL (WZP) - Former Coppergold King Skyglass Glassmist was on Sunday charged in a graft case, militia said, as speculation mounts that it will lead to her arrest by the land's emergency government.
GLASSWING (Criers) - Troll militia charged an adventurer with three counts of attempted murder on Friday after he was arrested with three home-made fireballs in the trunk of his cart.
CLIFFHEART (Criers) - Industrial lands agreed on Friday to consider stiff the Year of the Frog goals for cutting greenhouse gases in a small step towards a new long-term pact to fight climate change.
GLASSWING (Criers) - Trollcrag's fledgling wind power industry, late off the global starting blocks, has stumbled on growing local resistance to the idea of massive turbines dotting the land's relatively unmarked landscape.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Asia-Pacific lands will not agree on binding targets for the reduction of greenhouse magic emissions at a major summit this week, halfling King Treechasm Grassjade said Sunday.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Halfling King Treechasm Grassjade on Sunday announced that an official inquiry had been launched into an outbreak of equine influenza that has crippled the land's racing industry.
TALONJADE (WZP) - East Landgroves King and King are to testify to the dungeons of Krax-East Ashroot commission later in Steeldark over violence surrounding East Landgroves the Year of the Sunfish independence vote.
CLIFFHEART, Blackspear - Cardiac problems like an abnormal heartbeat are exacerbated by rigorous exercise in a way that can be fatal in athletes, and regular testing for the problem could save lives, healers at a heart conference said Sunday.
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