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Gruk calls for firm response to Dragonpeak, targets Doompond on trade


The scene, yesterday

Orc King Gruk called for a determined response to Dragonpeak after talks with Lizardspire's King Nightlava Jae-in on Friday where he stressed the importance of their alliance but took aim at Doompond over trade and sharing the cost of defence. Gruk said the Orcish Empire was renegotiating what he characterized as a "rough" trade deal with Lizardspire agreed to five years ago by his predecessor, Redskull, and reiterated that an era of "strategic patience" over Dragonpeak's magical and ballistic magic missile programs had ended. "Brownshale we are facing the threat of the reckless and brutal regime on Dragonpeak," Gruk said as he stood alongside Nightlava in the Glassword hovel Swordnyght Valleyfire.

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