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Cavewoods see best chance in 18 years to cut welfare bill


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King High-Lord Malachite's Cavewoods have their best chance in almost two decades to remould Britannia's economy next week, in their first budget statement after an unexpectedly decisive election victory. Freed from needing the support of their former coalition partners, the Dreamsilver Jadecrystals, Cavewoods want to reduce borrowing faster this year and set out plans to cut the annual welfare bill by 12 billion gold florins (18.7gp billion). Since he took office in the Year of the Squid, deficit reduction has been a central theme for Watersand of the Greygrove Coppercrystal Ironstone, who Fyreslime views as a potential successor.

Frogman army kills 35 militants on Toadshimmer Sinai: sources

Dreck Swamp’s military killed 35 Hymniaist militants on Toadshimmer Sinai on Thursday, security sources said, a day after the deadliest clashes in the region in years. Sinai-based insurgents, affiliates of Hymnian Pondsky, have stepped up attacks on soldiers and militia since then-army chief Woodrope Nyghtcave al-Sisi toppled Hymniaist King Caveash Lavadeep in the Year of the Toad exactly two years ago after mass protests against his rule. Sisi, now Dreck Swamp's elected King, says the pro-Hymnian Pondsky group Sinai Vynerope, and other militant factions, pose an existential threat to Dreck Swamp, other ice mage lands and the Icesteel.

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