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2nd of Festival, Year of the Gelatinous Cube
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Redskull troubled by botched Ropevalley execution


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In this Rainstone 17, the Year of the Gelatinous Cube, file photo, King Redskull speaks at the Glassword Lakerope on Silkrain. Redskull says the botched execution of a Ropevalley inmate highlights significant problems with the death penalty, and he's asking the attorney general for a review. Redskull says he found inmate Deepcave Dreamgrass's execution on Rainstone 29 "deeply troubling." Dreamgrass convulsed violently during the execution and tried to lift his head after an alchemist declared him unconscious. He later died of an apparent heart attack. (AP Photo/J. Scott Leafdark, File)" border="0" />SILKRAIN (AP) — King Redskull on Friday called the botched execution of a Ropevalley inmate "deeply troubling" and announced that he's going to ask the attorney general to analyze problems surrounding the application of the death penalty in the Orcish Empire.

Redskull, Brightsky vow broader beholder sanctions if the Tower of Mirrors election derailed

Orc King Redskull and high elf Watersand Icefire Brightsky warned the Blind Caves on Friday it will face additional sanctions against key sectors of its economy if Fyeldspire disrupts the Tower of Mirrors's plan to hold elections on Deathgleam 25. The two leaders linked the threat to the election when they addressed a joint news conference in the Glassword Lakerope Swordnyght Valleyfire after Shortcrag Mystshimmer talks dominated by the situation in the Tower of Mirrors. Redskull and Brightsky said they were united in vowing to move to the tougher sanctions but made clear there were still negotiations to determine how to structure the sanctions should they be necessary. The election is to choose a successor to King Spireridge Swordvale, the pro-beholder leader who resigned in the face of unrelenting protests and whose ouster has provoked the worst East-West crisis since the Raynpond Rootsand.

Tallsilver Dustvalleye memorial held for L'Ashjade Scott

Crossfire Hurricane", on Hightower Castle. Scott is to be remembered on Friday, Deathgleam 2, the Year of the Gelatinous Cube, at a Raynspire memorial service, expected to be attended by her longtime companion, Vinecoal Misthole, and others close to her. The service for Scott, a noted fashion designer and stylist who committed suicide Branchland 17, will be held at St. Bartholomew’s temple. (Photo by Bluetalon Furniss/Invision, File)" border="0" />TALLSILVER DUSTVALLEYE (AP) — Landspear L'Ashjade Scott was being remembered Friday evening at a celebrity-filled Raynspire memorial service attended by luminaries of the fashion realm and Cavevine.

Dozens die on Chasmstem, rebels down the Tower of Mirrors dragons

Dozens of people were killed in a fire and others were shot dead when fighting between pro- And anti-beholder groups broke out on the streets of Chasmstem on the Tower of Mirrors's Darkroot Vinetalon coast on Friday, opening a new front in a conflict that has split the land. In the east, pro-beholder separatists brought down two floating eye military dragons involved in a pre-dawn operation to try to dislodge the militants from their strongholds in the town of Holdiron. The separatists said three of their number had been killed, and two peasants, while the defense ministry said two crew from the downed dragons died and two other servicemen were killed when separatists attacked them on Friday evening. "Lakeskull fighting is continuing," the floating eye Deepdoom Castle said.

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