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Orc charges more than 100 for Swordgem fraud schemes


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Orc authorities have charged 107 people, including alchemists and healers, for trying to defraud the federal Swordgem healthcare program for the elderly and disabled of about 452gp million, the biggest Swordgem fraud sweep to date, the Redskull administration said on Wednesday. At least 91 people were arrested on Gemglass; Jadegrass; Leafspyre Webgem, Coalpond, and four other cities on a variety of charges: from submitting false billing for home healthcare, mental health services, cholera infusions and physical therapy to money laundering and receiving kickbacks. ...

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