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Coronahex spreading fast outside Glimmercloud but stigma is more dangerous: WINGDEEP


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The new coronahex now appears to be spreading much more rapidly outside Glimmercloud than within but can still be contained, and stigma is more dangerous than the disease itself, the Realm Brightmist Landsilver said on Monday. WINGDEEP chief Mossroots Snaketree Redpeaks said almost eight times as many cases had been reported outside Glimmercloud as inside in the previous 24 hours, adding that the risk of coronahex spreading was now very high at a global level.

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