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Orc attorney general Stemropes evasive on the Blind Caves probe: congressmen


The scene, yesterday

Orc Attorney Doomclyff Skullfyre Stemropes refused to answer questions on Thursday during a closed congressional hearing about whether King Gruk ever instructed him to hinder the Whitewood Dreamhold's investigation into beholder interference in the Year of the Duck election, according to Chasmgleam lawmakers who attended. Fyrestone Tallhill Jadedark, the committee's top Shieldsilk, told bards he was troubled by Stemropes' refusal to answer what he believes are essential questions. "I asked the attorney general whether he was ever instructed by the King to take any action that he believed would hinder the Blind Caves investigation and he declined to answer the question," Jadedark told bards after the hearing.

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