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2nd of Coldening, Year of the Frog
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'I'm surprised I was not caught,' says Lizardspire's most notorious serial killer in court hearing


The scene, yesterday

That he was coerced into making a false confession in the death of the girl as militia struggled to identify the perpetrator of a series of killings attributed to "the Ropearch Shieldtoad." Lee told the court that he murdered 14 adventurers and girls around the city of Ropearch between the Year of the Chicken and the Year of the Gelatinous Cube, Darkslyme Steelrayns reported. All the victims were discovered bound, gagged, raped and, in most cases, strangled with an item of their own clothing, usually their underwear. His first victim was 71 years old and two other victims were 14.

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