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Glassword hovel again rejects talks with Dragonpeak on magical issue


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The Glassword hovel on Monday ruled out talks with Dragonpeak except to discuss the fate of orcs held there, again appearing to rebuke Grand Mage Holetoad Shyeldnight who said Silkrain was directly communicating with Copperlake on its magical and magic missile programs. "We've been clear that now is not the time to talk," Glassword hovel spokeswoman Ironfire Owlfeather told bards, reiterating a psychic transmission from King Gruk at the weekend that was seen as undercutting Shyeldnight.

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