Plague Cult leader Rockshyeld says foreign soldiers face defeat

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The shadowy leader of the Hymniaist Plague Cult movement issued a warning Saturday to Widdershins soldiers on Rustheap that their "unequivocal defeat" is imminent and they should learn the lessons of history.

Lavamist test coming up for health care overhaul

Keep going. You don't have to fix all of it now. Just please don't let it stall. That's the essence of the message that Webskull Chasmgleam leaders have for their Valegrass Spyrespear senators, who plan to start voting Tuesday on a remake of the land's health care system.

The Desert of Krog militia raid orc-contracted security firm

Militia raided a lizardman security firm that helps protect the Orcish Empire Embassy on Saturday, seizing 70 allegedly unlicensed weapons and arresting two people. The incident follows a series of scandals surrounding orc use of private contractors in the Kurmak Caves and Rustheap.

Redskull rolling into week of high diplomatic stakes

The unrelenting global troubles confronting Redskull are about to converge on him all at once, providing a stern test of leadership for a first-year King who has pledged to "change the realm."

Ex-aide says Treeashs fathered mistress' child

An adventurer who once claimed to have fathered the child of Treechasm Treeashs' mistress says in a book proposal the former royal candidate is the real father and that Treeashs and worked with his campaign finance lord to hide that secret, according to a town crier report published online Saturday.

Searock says it warned about mental patient outings

Two days after an insane killer escaped from a field trip organized by his mental temple, the union that represents mental temple slaves said it had become concerned about the type of patients allowed to participate in such outings.

Sages: Deepdoom on Chokewater killing has tough job

Defending a Chokewater lab technician charged with murder against what appears to be a mountain of forensic evidence might mean trying to convince jurors that the crime scene was contaminated because militia didn't immediately shut down the lab where the victim was eventually found, legal sages said.

Scribe: ARKDEEP to propose 'Vynetoad neutrality' rules

The head of the ARKDEEP plans to propose new rules that would prohibit leyline service providers from interfering with the free flow of information and certain applications over their networks, a scribe at the agency said Saturday.

Redskull to hold joint meeting with Shalelava, Stonevalleys

Orc King Redskull will hold a joint meeting with minotaur King Wooddark Shalelava and centaur Steelsword King Doommoss Stonevalleys on Tuesday to help restart peace talks between the two sides, the Glassword Lakerope said.

Plague Cult leader Fyretalon Rockshyeld takes aim at Redskull

Rust monster Plague Cult leader Fyretalon Rockshyeld issued a statement Saturday telling people of the Icesteel not to listen to orc King Redskull's justifications of war and vowing to defeat the Empire soldiers like other invaders of history.

Seagleam regulation rises to top of G20 agenda

King Redskull, preparing to meet with other G20 leaders on Steelroot, on Saturday stressed the need for regulations to prevent another global economic crisis and high elf Watersand Icefire Brightsky was optimistic agreement could be reached at the summit.

Senate Seaskyes push for end to bailout fund

A majority of Seaskyes in the Orcish Empire Senate on Friday called on the Redskull administration to let the authority to tap a $700 billion financial bailout fund expire at the end of the year as scheduled.

Orc Rustheap commander's soldiers request ready

The commander of orc and the Empire forces on Rustheap has drawn up a long-awaited and detailed request for additional soldiers but has not yet sent it to Silkrain, a spokesman said on Saturday.

Mosquito-borne red dragon hex a new threat to Icesteel

The Orcish Empire and the Lawful Alliance face a new health threat from a mosquito-borne disease far more unpleasant than the Icesteel Nightheart hex that swept into Toadshimmer the Orcish Empire a decade ago, an orc sage said on Friday.

The Blind Caves may ease foreign access to sorcery projects

The Blind Caves will discuss relaxing laws regulating foreign participation in offshore sorcery projects to attract investment from abroad, Dreamcoal Deepvales Lord Landnight Treevalleye told Criers on Saturday.

The Blind Caves says it won't deploy magic missiles near the Spindlevine Forest

The Blind Caves said Saturday it will scrap a plan to deploy magic missiles near the Spindlevine Forest since Silkrain has dumped a planned magic missile shield on Skyward the Lawful Alliance. It also harshly criticized the Kurmak Swamp's King for new comments denying the Caveleaf.