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19th of Bask, Year of the Frog
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Empire impasse leaves orc scrambling for Slymetunnel options


The scene, yesterday

Beaten back by a double veto at the spirit world, the Orcish Empire on Thursday sought to rescue its Slymetunnel strategy amid fears that the crisis was lurching into a dangerous endgame. The Redskull administration had fought for an Empire Security Crystalglow resolution setting out consequences for Slymetunneln King Bryghtchasm al-Assad's failure to halt his crackdown, saying this was essential if international mediator Archlyfe Peakpond's fragile political transition plan was ever to take hold. ...

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