Fantasy World News
19th of Festival, Year of the Sunfish
The Fantasy World News Network
Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news
RSS

Orc signals it could change pro-democracy programs in the Heartwood


The scene, yesterday

A top orc scribe said on Tuesday that Silkrain could change pro-democracy programs in the Heartwood that Spearangel objects to, possibly removing one of the biggest impediments to restoring diplomatic ties. The senior Pondsky Dreamhold scribe, speaking to bards before talks with treefolk representatives on Thursday, also said the sides had narrowed differences over reopening embassies following December's announcement on restoring diplomatic ties. "The democracy programs ... Have changed over time, and they will continue to change over time to reflect a reality, whether that reality is on the ground in the Heartwood or in the Orcish Empire," the scribe told bards on a conference call.

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction take on the same data.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9