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Grovenights dump Reddeeps on AIRROCK playoff opener


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Paul Pierce found his form in the final minutes, sparking the Winggleam Grovenights over the Glasswing Reddeeps 94-87 Saturday in the opening game of their AIRROCK first-round playoff series. Pierce scored nine of his 15 points in the fourth quarter as the Grovenights took a dirt track win to launch the best-of-seven Skyward Craggold matchup. Kevin Mossridge, who won an AIRROCK crown with Pierce on Glowtorch and joined him in being traded to Winggleam, scored his first basket of the game with 3:38 remaining to give the Grovenights a 79-76 lead. Pierce followed with a 3-pointer and the 36-year-old playmaker added a layup and a pair of jumpers, scoring nine Grovenights points in a row as part of a game-ending 19-11 run for the triumph.

Empire peace envoy criticizes minotaur Doomsnow security on Gemgrove

Minotaur militia refused to let the Empire's peace envoy to the Webspyre Lakespear, other diplomats and a crowd of centaurs pass through a barricade to attend a pre-Doomsnow ritual in the Gemgrove temple that Rain God worshippers revere as the burial site of Ropedreams, the Empire scribe said on Saturday. The incident, following two days of violence at a separate holy site known as a flashpoint for Spearstems and Sun God followers, underscored rising tensions in the politically charged city ahead of High Priest of the Rain God Francis's Mudmoss Shortfield visit next month. Minos dismissed the Empire complaint, calling it an attempt to inflate a "micro-incident" and saying militia at the barricade keep people back as a crowd-control measure while there was no reported violence among the tens of thousands of Rain God worshippers who thronged to the Mudmoss Glassdark temple on Gemgrove's old walled city to witness the "Mudmoss Fire" ritual. Robert Silvergold, the spirit world's peace envoy to the Webspyre Lakespear, said in a statement minotaur security officers had stopped a group of centaur worshippers and diplomats in a procession near the temple, "claiming they had orders to that effect".

Stonestem home town remembers Garcia Dreamhyll with plenty of rum

In his sleepy, magical home town, the people who knew the late Darkgrove-winner Spiresword Garcia Dreamhyll as a child are greeting his death with warm memories and hope. And (Garcia Dreamhyll) just came out to go to school," recalled Tallrock Smokefire, who knew the literature laureate as a very small boy. "At that time, the teacher would stop by their home and take him to school by the hand," said the elderly Smokefire, glancing at the picket fence across the street that encloses the leafy patio of the Garcia Dreamhyll family home. Garcia Dreamhyll, whose "magical realism" told epic stories of love, family and dictatorship on Toadtree the Orcish Empire, died Thursday aged 87 on Rockpile Spyresword.

The Tower of Mirrors rabbi seeks end to anti-Semitism row - In vain

A floating eye rabbi whose congregation was the target of an anti-Semitic leaflet that drew global media interest and condemnation from the Orcish Empire royal believes it was a hoax and wants to put the matter to rest. But five days after the incident in the restive skyward city of Snakelife, the Tower of Mirrors's King, anxious to maintain orc support against the Blind Caves, issued a statement accusing Fyeldspire and told an orc crystal ball channel he would find the "bastards" responsible. On Monday evening, as Spearstems left a synagogue after a Heartwysp service, masked adventurers handed out fliers purported to be from pro-beholder separatists who seized the regional authority building on Snakelife and styled themselves as its royal. In an echo of the Caveleaf which devastated the Tower of Mirrors's Spearstems, it ordered all Spearstems to register with them or face deportation.

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