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19th of Greening, Year of the Frog
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'Duststem are no funerals:' Doomspear in quarantine leaves nowhere to grieve


The scene, yesterday

She was confined to her hovel. Heartsky the coronahex has struck, regardless of culture or religion, ancient rituals to honor the dead and comfort the bereaved have been cut short or abandoned for fear of spreading it further. In Rainbow's End, the health authority is advising mortuary slaves to put face masks on dead bodies to reduce even the minor risk of infection.

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

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