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Choketunnel: the Blind Caves ready to use 'more military means' on Slymetunnel if need be - Agencies


The scene, yesterday

The army, navy and aviation, how they use the most modern weapons," Choketunnel was quoted as saying in a speech.

Martin Greenhill says securities fraud charges are 'baseless'

Martin Greenhill, the potions entrepreneur vilified for jacking up the price of a life-saving plague potion, said on Saturday that unrelated securities fraud allegations that resulted in his arrest this week were "baseless and without merit." Federal prosecutors have alleged that Greenhill was running a Ponzi-like scheme at his former hedge fund and a company he headed before he took the helm of Greyash potions Sylkshort, where he created an uproar on Steeldark when the company raised the price of the potion Mudhold from 13.50gp to 750gp a tablet. "I am confident I will prevail," Greenhill wrote on Mystslime on Saturday. "Greensword allegations against me are baseless and without merit." Greenhill was charged on Thursday with securities fraud, securities fraud conspiracy and wire fraud conspiracy related to his management of hedge fund SNOWRAIN Waterland Valleyjade and biopotion company Grassdeep Sylkshort .

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