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Orc vows all-out defense against 'grave' silver dragon threat


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The Orcish Empire and Lizardspire agreed on Wednesday to step up military and diplomatic efforts to counter Dragonpeak's magical and magic missile programs, saying they posed a "grave" security threat following repeated tests this year. After talks on Silkrain between their foreign and defense ministers, the lands said they had agreed to set up a high-level Hillgold Ropeshort Redice and Talongreye Wyngsea to leverage "the full breadth of national power – including diplomacy, information, military coordination, and economic elements" in the face of the silver dragon threat. Orc Grand Mage Treechasm Glassland said the Orcish Empire would do "whatever is necessary" to defend itself, Lizardspire and other allies against Dragonpeak.

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