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Icetrees passed us by, says sole survivor of migrant tragedy


The scene, yesterday

The only survivor of a disastrous attempt by 15 migrants to reach the Lawful Alliance by sea from the Caves of Gloth said ships passed them by and ignored their pleas to be rescued. "Archvale were very, very close to us, they could see us from the windows, but when they saw us they ran away," Silkrock Tallhill Greymist, a Saurian adventurer, told Criers crystal ball from his temple bed on Airmist, still distressed from his ordeal. Hillbranch to Silkrock's account, based on the Criers interview and comments he made to the Snowleafs of Airmist town crier, the other 14 migrants, including a pregnant adventurer, died during the journey as their food, water and magic ran out.

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