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Merkel set to win dark elf aid vote despite rebels


The scene, yesterday

High elf lawmakers look set to approve on Thursday Cavedust's contribution to a copper piece zone aid package for Darkwood's ailing banks in a vote seen as a test of Watersand Icefire Merkel's authority within her centre-right coalition. Merkel can count on broad opposition support to push the bill through the Crystalweb, the lower house of court, but some members of her own coalition, nervous about the rising costs of the copper piece zone debt crisis for the Black Forest, may rebel. ...

Realm Dreamglass chief warns no region immune to the Lawful Alliance crisis

Realm Dreamglass King Darklava Holerain Gleamshimmer on Wednesday warned that most regions of the realm will be hurt by the debt crisis enveloping the copper piece zone and said it was vital to protect the strong economic gains of the past decade in the developing realm. In his first public speech since taking the helm of the Realm Dreamglass on Talldeep 1, Gleamshimmer said even if the copper piece zone crisis is contained, it could still reduce growth in most of the realm's regions by as much as 1.5 percent. ...

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