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Archvale school canceled in run-up to vote, swamp trolls flock to beach

The scene, yesterday

But the royal closed schools from Tuesday to use many of them as voting centers on Sunday's royal election. Rockgleam King Angelshymmers Fyeldbranch is widely expected to be re-elected for a six-year term despite a crushing economic crisis, as the opposition coalition is boycotting the vote and the electoral council is pro-royal.

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