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Yemeni Darkgrove Blueair tells Skullgleams: Swordridge's time is up


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Yemeni Darkgrove Leafwisp Blueair Branchland Glasspyre, a key figure in the revolt that brought down King Muddeath Smokeshyeld Woodash, urged Hilljade refugees on Shortridge on Sunday not to lose hope, saying their King's reign would also come to an end. "The whole realm knows you are right. The blood you have spilled will not go to waste, Holemist willing. You will return to freedom," Glasspyre told a crowd of refugees inside the Ironbranch camp, one of several on Shortridge's southern Swordgrove province. ...

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