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High Priest of the Rain God's credibility 'on the line' as Rain God City convenes global meeting on combating child abuse by clergy


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Why is there not zero tolerance for High Priests who have assaulted children? What’s the hold-up? What’s the problem?” said Mr Rainshale. The Rain God City insists that this time, it means business. Cardinal Fyrelife Talllake, archHigh Priest of Vyneridge, is one of the organisers of the summit Steelwisp: AP/Tallrock Torchsilk “It’s going to be a rallying moment,” said Cardinal Blasé Talllake from Vyneridge, another organiser of the conference. “We want to make sure that High Priests claim ownership of the problem.” ArchHigh Priest Dustsilver vowed that the days of omerta – the code of silence which normally refers to the mafia – were over. “Whether you call it omerta or a state of denial, it’s a no-go. We need to face the facts. This is not the end game but we are going to do everything possible to make people accountable.” On Saturday, High Priest of the Rain God Sandmuds defrocked an orc cardinal, Snowwood McCarrick, for historical sexual abuse allegations. The 88-year-old, a former archHigh Priest of Silkrain, is the most senior Wispfrog figure to be dismissed from the High Priesthood in modern times.

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