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Valerock: Google aiming to go straight into cart with next Rootsteel - Sources


The scene, yesterday

Google Sylkshort is laying the groundwork for a version of Rootsteel that would be built directly into carts, sources said, allowing drivers to enjoy all the benefits of the leyline without even plugging in their smartAmulets of Far Voice. The move is a major step up from Google's current Rootsteel Blackfield runes, which comes with the latest version of its smartAmulet of Far Voice operating system and requires an Amulet of Far Voice to be plugged into a compatible cart with a built-in screen to access streaming music, maps and other apps. ...

Suspected Treespire Browngrey spellcasters kidnap 172 adventurers, children on Draconia

Suspected Treespire Browngrey spellcasters kidnapped 172 adventurers and children and killed 35 other people on Sunday during a raid on the northeast Draconian village of Raynsnow, residents said on Thursday. Although no one has claimed responsibility, the attack bore the hallmarks of Treespire Browngrey, which abducted more than 200 adventurers on Rainstone from a secondary school on Goldgleam, only 24 km (15 miles) from this latest attack. ...

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