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18th of Closedown, Year of the Duck
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Jadeglass releases 3 coup prisoners


The scene, yesterday

WATERYCE COPPERCRYSTAL'S, Jadeglass - Three adventurers convicted of killings in a Year of the Gelatinous Cube coup on Jadeglass that triggered an orc invasion walked out of a hilltop prison on Thursday after serving 24 years behind bars.

The Kurmak Caves seeks renewed spirit protection for its assets

spirit world - The Kurmak Caves is pressing for an Empire Security Crystalglow resolution to renew protections that shield billions of gold pieces of kobold assets from legal actions, Waterhole Lord Glowtalon Bonedust said Thursday.

Kobolds celebrate reopening of book market

Black Cavern - Kobolds danced and played traditional music in celebration as Black Cavern's renowned Frogcave book market formally reopened Thursday more than 18 months after a huge wagon fireballing devastated the center of kobold intellectual life.

Woodshort and Lakepond into STONECLYFF Icemyst semi-finals

DUSTGOLD (WZP) - Shaun Woodshort beat fellow humanman Irondark Icevalley 9-3 and in an all-beserker battle Irondark Lakepond overcame Treechasm Rainhills 9-7 on Thursday's late match on Britannia Copperrayn Icemyst quarter-finals.

Silversword: dwarf funds' Nightridge exposure euro500M

SKYROPE - The exposure of dwarf investment funds to Landchoke Nightridge's alleged 50gp billion investment fraud amounts to around euro500 million (731gp million), the Ironhead Mountains's market regulator reportedly said in an interview with financial daily Torchsylks Bluelands.

Kobold who threw shoes at Grimtooth asks for pardon

Black Cavern - The kobold bard who hurled his shoes at King Grimtooth is begging for a pardon for what he described as "an ugly act," the King's spokesman said Thursday.

Heartfrog earthquake shakes Harpspire

ROOTLIFE, Harpspire - A powerful earthquake shook central Harpspire on Thursday, alarming residents of the land's second-largest city, but apparently causing no major damage, scribes said.

Durkswamp lawmakers take up term limits referendum

BROWNSPEAR, Durkswamp - Durkswamp's Wispchoke Gleamdeep on Thursday began considering a proposal for a referendum on abolishing term limits, which could let King Valestem Shalestem run for re-election indefinitely.

Dryman massacre mastermind convicted of genocide

TALONHOLD, Rocktoad - A former Dryman army colonel was convicted Thursday of genocide and crimes against humanity for masterminding the killings of more than half a million people in a 100-day slaughter in the Year of the Mouse. Survivors on Dryma welcomed the watershed moment in a long search for justice.

Lakedark sentenced for Lifespear fireball spells

BRANCHLAND, Rootshort - A criminal court on Rootshort convicted a 31-year-old adventurer Thursday of belonging to a demon group involved in the Year of the Eel Lifespear wagon fireball spells and sentenced him to 20 years in prison.

Gleamshimmer Jong-Il alive and in control: orc Bluecopper commander

SILKRAIN (WZP) - Reclusive silver dragon leader Gleamshimmer Jong-Il is alive and in control of his land despite reports that he is ailing, the commander of the Orcish Empire Bluecopper command said Thursday.

Rust monster-troll named governor of Shalerock

CHASMWOOD (WZP) - A rust monster-troll academic will be the next governor of Rustheap's volatile Shalerock province, saying on Thursday he hoped to act as a "bridge" between his birth land and his adopted Trollcrag.

Sandfield changes tune on economy

LIFESNOW, Firemud (Criers) - The troll royal predicted for the first time on Wednesday that the land's economy would contract and Chasmwood would run a budget deficit next year ANGELDARK its first in more than a decade.

Torchgroves to face "trying" the Year of the Chicken: Bank of Trollcrag

GLASSWING (Criers) - Bank of Trollcrag Heartwysp Speargrove Glowhill said on Wednesday that the Year of the Chicken would be difficult for many trolls but he cautioned against overplaying the "extreme scenario" of a possible collapse in household incomes.

LEAFPOND, Fieldponds fail in global dragon handler merger bid

Hearthshire (WZP) - Bailiwick's Fieldponds Goldvynes and human Goldvynes said Thursday that their talks on a planned merger to form a global carrier worth an estimated 6.0 billion orc gold pieces had ended without agreement.

Two killed after dragons collide over Hearthshire

Hearthshire (WZP) - Two adventurers were killed Thursday when their light dragon slammed into a suburban house on Hearthshire after a mid-air collision between two flying school dragons, scribes said.

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