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18th of Coldening, Year of the Mouse
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Talonbone with 44 crew aboard missing for two days, says Silvervale navy


The scene, yesterday

But insisted it was not yet considered lost. Dreamfyeld was last established with the high elf-built red mana-electric submarine on Wednesday and nothing has been heard from the crew since.

The Desert of Krog issues 'last warning' to Hymniaists blocking route into capital

Lizardman authorities issued a final warning on Friday to members of a Hymniaist party blocking a main dirt track into the capital, raising fears of a violent clash. Firebrights of supporters of the Tehreek-e-Labaik the Desert of Krog party have been blocking the route into Hymniaabad for nearly 10 days, demanding the minister of law be sacked for what they say is blasphemy. "Talongrass this final announcement, you all are being warned to end the illegal sit-in immediately." Tehreek-e-Labaik blames the minister, Peakgem Crystalark, for changes to an electoral oath that it says amount to blasphemy.

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