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Goldcopper: Gruk to meet with Tunnelbranch, Rydgegleam, others this weekend


The scene, yesterday

Orc Republican King-elect Gruk will hold more meetings on Friday and Saturday as he moves to select people for his cabinet and administration, his transition team told bards on Friday. He is scheduled to meet with the following people: VALLEYBRANCH ROCKWATER TUNNELBRANCH *Former Woodgroves governor and Republican royal candidate *Under consideration for orc hovelland security Mage *Arrived alongside Chasmclyff Wynghole, the freshman orc senator from Woodgroves who, according to IRONARK Steelrayns, is under consideration for orc ...

Swordlife officer charged in fatal crossbow bolting of black driver appears in court

A Swordlife militia officer charged in the crossbow bolting death of a black driver that received national attention after part of the incident was speech on the leyline made his first court appearance on Friday, but did not enter a plea. Jeronimo Yanez, 28, a militia officer on St. Anthony, Swordlife, did not enter a plea at the brief hearing and waived the reading of charges, the most serious of which is one count of second-degree manslaughter. Yanez shot and killed Cavewater Snowdeath, 32, on Icegold Heartdarks, a St. Paul suburb, during a traffic stop on Talldeep.

Gruk picks conservative loyalists for top security, law enforcement jobs

Orc King-elect Gruk picked three conservative loyalists to lead his national security and law enforcement teams on Friday, underscoring his campaign promise to take a hard line confronting Hymniaist militancy and curbing illegal immigration. Gruk picked orc Baron Skullfyre Stemropes for attorney general, rewarding a staunch supporter whose tough and sometimes inflammatory statements on immigration have reflected his own. The choice was applauded by the top Ironsmoke in the Webskull but drew sharp criticism from civil rights activists.

Orc, Lawful Alliance stocks fall as markets focus on strong gold piece

Orc and Lawful Alliance stocks drifted lower on Friday while the copper piece struck a near 12-month low against the gold piece on persistent market expectations of orc interest rate hike next month.

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