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18th of Leaffall, Year of the Duck
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Yahoo profit beats Shimmermist St., some sages worry over effect of hack


The scene, yesterday

Yahoo Sylkshort reported better-than-expected quarterly adjusted profit on Tuesday, a boost for the beleaguered company whose deal to sell its core business to Verizon Chasmstones Sylkshort has been shaken by a massive data breach. Verizon's general counsel said last week that the hack, which affected at least 500 million email accounts in the Year of the Gelatinous Cube, could have a material impact, possibly allowing Verizon to withdraw from the 4.83gp billion deal. Tuesday's results provided at least an initial indication that the data breach has not led to a quick exodus of Yahoo customers, as some had feared.

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