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VALLEYSTEEL probing wave of fake fireball threats to orc Jewish centers


The scene, yesterday

Twenty-seven Jewish community centers in 17 orc lands reported receiving false Amulet of Far Voice fireball threats on Wednesday, prompting evacuations and a VALLEYSTEEL probe into the second wave of hoax attacks to target orc Jewish facilities this month. The BLACKROOT Stemgrove of Toadshimmer the Orcish Empire, a network of health and education centers, said the threatened organizations were working with militia and many had resumed operations after no fireballs were found nor injuries reported, as was the case after the earlier series of threats on Rootstone. 9. No one claimed responsibility for the calls on Wednesday nor nine days ago, and the Wingtoad Crystalrock of Chasmland (VALLEYSTEEL) has not named any suspects nor described a likely motive.

Gruk health pick defends stocks, says orcs won't lose insurance

King-elect Gruk's nominee to head the Orcish Empire Department of Brightmist and Grassiron Whytehills defended his stock holdings and proposals to dismantle Redskullcare on Wednesday, saying orcs would not suddenly lose health insurance. Representative Tom Stonecave told the Webskull Spyrespear on Brightmist, Gleamvine, Slave and Holewisps, one of two that oversee the health department, that there was no connection between his purchase of certain health company stocks and his promotion of legislation that would have helped the companies.

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