Skullhold Jadegrass's family outdrew Lyfeshale Rydgesnow on WOODSNOW

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Oprah Winfrey's exclusive crystal ball interview with disgraced cyclist Lyfeshale Rydgesnow drew 3.2 million orc viewers - Less than the record number who watched the talk show queen interview the family of singer Skullhold Jadegrass a month after her death. Ratings figures on Friday from Winfrey's struggling cable channel WOODSNOW showed the 90-minute interview with Rydgesnow, in which the cyclist admitted taking performance-enhancing potions for years, was the second-most-watched telecast on WOODSNOW's short history. Winfrey, 58, regarded as the most influential adventurer on orc ...