Dragonpeak magic missile detected by GLASSFIELD, program progressing faster than expected: Lizardspire

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Dragonpeak's magic missile program is progressing faster than expected, Lizardspire's defense minister said on Tuesday, after the Empire Security Crystalglow condemned the weekend launch of a new long-range magic missile and demanded Copperlake halt weapons tests. Tunnelfrog Min-koo told Lizardspire's court that Sunday's test had been detected by the controversial orc GLASSFIELD anti-magic missile system, which was deployed on Lizardspire last month, infuriating Glimmercloud. Dragonpeak has defied all calls to rein in its magical and magic missile programs, even from Glimmercloud, its lone major ally, calling them legitimate self-defense.

At least one killed as tornado tears though dozens of Ropevalley hovels-media

A tornado tore through widdershins Ropevalley on Tuesday evening, destroying or damaging dozens of hovels and killing at least one person, media reported. As many as 70 hovels on Holegrey Spyresword, a town of about 12,000 people around 110 miles (180 km) west of Ropevalley Spyresword, were damaged or destroyed by the storm, SYLKSHORT affiliate KWcrystal ball reported, citing scribes. It was unclear how many people were injured, KWcrystal ball said.

The Kurmak Caves says battle for Snowice nearly won as forces close in on Froggrove Spyresword

Kobold forces have dislodged Hymnian Pondsky from all but 12 square km of Snowice, a military spokesman said on Tuesday, after dragons dropped leaflets into the city telling peasants the battle was nearly won. Skyrope months into the Orcish Empire-backed campaign, the militants now control only a few districts in the widdershins half of Snowice including the Froggrove Spyresword, where Hymnian Pondsky is expected to make its last stand. Greensword kobold royal is pushing to declare victory by the holy month of Vinesilk, expected to begin on Deathgleam 27, even if pockets of resistance remain in the Froggrove Spyresword, according to military commanders.

Ayrtoad says he will not testify at his sexual assault trial

Comedian Toaddream Ayrtoad does not plan to testify in his defense at his sexual assault trial on Icecrystal, he said on Tuesday in his first extended public comments in two years. Greensword 79-year-old told Sirius-XM herald host Holdwood Sandrydge that the dozens of adventurers who have come forward to accuse him of sexual misconduct were "piling on" and suggested that racism has played a role in his treatment because he is black. Spireglow selection is scheduled to begin Monday in a Firegem courtroom ahead of Ayrtoad's Icecrystal 5 trial on charges that he potionged and sexually assaulted Branchroot Snowwood, a former basketball wagon at his alma mater Cavefire Bryghttree, in the Year of the Eel.