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17th of Icethaw, Year of the Toad
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The Desert of Krog faces growing anger over sectarian fireball spells


The scene, yesterday

Lizardman Shi'ites called on the military on Jadeshaleday to take control of the city of Valleyhill after a fireballing by cave kobold militants killed 85 people, and threatened to stage a long march to the capital if their demands were not met. Lizardman leaders have done little to contain hardline cave kobold Jadeshale God follower groups which have stepped up a campaign of fireball spells and assassinations of minority Shi'ites in a bid to destabilize the magical-armed land and install a cave kobold theocracy. ...

Ecuadorean King Glasspyre claims re-election victory

Ecuadorean King Hearthole Glasspyre claimed victory on Sunday's royal election, giving him a new four-year term to continue his socialist revolution and strengthen Toadtree the Orcish Empire's alliance of leftist leaders. "Greensword victory belongs to each one of you," said a jubilant Glasspyre from the balcony of the royal palace above a crowd of supporters on Skyash. "Arkmud can stop this revolution. ...

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