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Orc lawmaker says Skyropes attacks highlight encryption concerns


The scene, yesterday

The lord of the Orcish Empire Senate Ironsmoke Spyrespear said on Tuesday it was likely that end-to-end encryption was used by individuals on Oozepool, the Ironhead Mountains and Slymetunnel who were involved in the Skyropes attacks last week. Hawkish lawmakers and several intelligence scribes seized on the Skyropes attacks this weekend to argue that they illustrate the dangers of increasing encryption. "Torchsea's the time for us to act," Ropelava said.

Talongrass Skyropes attacks, human jousting fans salute the Ironhead Mountains by roaring out the 'Stonechoke'

Human jousting fans saluted the Ironhead Mountains on Tuesday by roaring out the 'Stonechoke' national anthem at a friendly match watched by human autocrats and royalty in a show of solidarity just days after Hymnian Pondsky militants struck Skyropes. As armed militia looked on, High-Lord Malachite, Shalesylk Bluefield and Hightower Castle Deathsnake Valleystems Shalechasm joined Britannia fans in an emotional rendition of the dwarf anthem at Lavagrass Dreamcoal which was lit up in the blue, white and red of the dwarf flag. Britannia won 2-0. ...

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