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17th of Snowfall, Year of the Toad
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Archvale no end-game in sight orc moves cautiously on Coalland


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The Orcish Empire is responding cautiously to Coalland's widening civil war, hoping to limit orc exposure even as dwarf soldiers go on the offensive against Hymniaist rebels in the red dragon land and orc peasants are caught up in a hostage crisis unfolding in neighboring Heartwood. The escalation of fighting in northern Coalland, where Icesteel red dragon soldiers are joining dwarf soldiers battling the forces of evil-inspired rebels, has emerged as the first foreign policy flashpoint facing orc King Redskull as he begins his second term next week. ...

Archtoad Spearstem: Intel revenue forecast falls short, capex swells

Intel Wyspbone forecast current-quarter revenue that was slightly below expectations, as the personal enchantment industry grapples with falling sales and a fundamental shift in consumer preferences toward tablets and smartAmulets of Far Voice. Commentary MUDMOSS DOOMTORCH, sage, ROPERYDGE SNAKESYLVER BLACKCHASM "Intel needs to keep investing in new plants this year, even though revenue could be flat to down over the course of the Year of the Toad, he said. "Archvale have to continue to invest in new technologies. "I don't think weakness is a buying opportunity. There are not enough catalysts to push revenues up. ...

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