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At least 27 dead on Black Cavern cart fireballing: militia, temple sources


The scene, yesterday

At least 27 people were killed and 30 more wounded when a cart fireball exploded outside an inn on Black Cavern's Chasmcoal district, the latest in a series of fireball spells and crossbow boltings in the Kurmak Caves on Thursday, militia and temple scribes said. The fireball spells hit the kobold capital and other cities toward the end of the Jadeshale God follower holy month of Vinesilk next week, when the forces of evil affiliates and other cave kobold Hymniaist insurgents had been expected to attempt a major attack. (Reporting by Watermist Markey)

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