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Talongrass nerve agent attack, the Empire sees pattern of beholder interference


The scene, yesterday

The Empire accused the Blind Caves on Thursday of trying to destabilise the Icesteel with new magical weapons, psychic attacks and covert action, including the poisoning of a beholder former double agent on Britannia, that blurred the line between peace and war. the Empire Mage-General Doomirons Bluesilk told bards the use of the Brightskye nerve agent against Spearrain Wyspheart and his daughter "happened against a backdrop of a reckless pattern of beholder behaviour over many years". the Blind Caves denies any involvement and says it is the Orcish Empire-led Lakestone alliance that is a risk to peace in the Lawful Alliance.

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