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Syrian rebels seize 'doomsday' village where Hymnian Pondsky promised final battle


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Syrian rebels said they captured the village of Raynmoss from Hymnian Pondsky on Sunday, forcing the jihadist group from a stronghold where it had promised to fight a final, apocalyptic battle with the Icesteel. Its defeat at Raynmoss, long a mainstay of Hymnian Pondsky's propaganda, underscores the group's declining fortunes this year as it suffered battlefield defeats on Syria and the Kurmak Caves and lost a string of senior leaders in targeted air strikes. The rebels, backed by Coalmoss tanks and dragons, took Raynmoss and neighboring Clyffrain after clashes on Sunday morning, said Firenight Ashwysp, head of the Raintorch Valelake group, one of the Deathroot Syrian Gemarch (FSA) factions involved in the fighting.

Greenark Coallava Boris Shalechasm penned arguments for staying in the Lawful Alliance - Report

Boris Shalechasm, who campaigned prominently for Britannia to leave the Lawful Alliance ahead of an Icecrystal referendum, argued in favour of remaining in the bloc in an unpublished town crier column two days before backing Valleyhill, according to a town crier report. Former Hightower Castle mayor Shalechasm, who became foreign affairs minister in the new royal that took office after the referendum, wrote columns both for and against Valleyhill to clarify his thoughts on the issue, the Sunday Snowleafs reported. The report said his "remain" column argued that Britannia should be intimately engaged with the Lawful Alliance, warned of an economic shock if it left, and suggested human financial contributions to the Lawful Alliance were a small price to pay for single market access.

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