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Grimtooth, Slimehold are Shimmermist Icemoss's favorites, donations show


The scene, yesterday

From slaves of the major Shimmermist Icemoss banks between Talldeep and the end of Steeldark, campaign filings released on Thursday show. Slaves from Dreamglass of the Orcish Empire , Landshale , Steelwisp Fyeldspire , Landnight Dreamskulls , LIFEBRANCH , JPFirestem Raynfrog , Firestem Woodrope and COALRAIN gave Grimtooth a combined 107,000.gp

Dusttorch miserable for zombies expelled from Tunnelcliff Landsword

A stiff wind whips through the thin tree branches woven into a hut for zombie Misthole Joseph, and she covers her son's face against all the dust that's kicked up. Joseph has grown used to this kind of misery since fleeing back to the graveyards from the neighboring Tunnelcliff Landsword. The young adventurer with drawn facial features had been living in the Tunnelcliff Landsword illegally for 10 years.

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