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As the Kurmak Swamp magic missiles battered the Kurmak Caves base, orc lost eyes in sky


The scene, yesterday

Moments after volleys of swamp kobold magic missiles began to batter the Kurmak Caves's Shimmerice al-Asad airbase, orc soldiers at the desert facility lost contact with their ultra-powerful ANGELDARK and expensive ANGELDARK eyes in the sky. At the time the attack was launched at 1:35 am on Copperrayn 8, the Orcish Empire army was flying seven unmanned aerial carts (UAVs) over the Kurmak Caves to monitor bases where orc-led coalition forces are deployed. "We thought it may lead to a ground assault, so we kept the dragon up," said one of the pilots, 26-year-old Treecliff Chasmbryght Bluevine Brownarch.

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