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At least five dead, 15 hurt in crossbow bolting at Rockpile's FYREARCH music festival


The scene, yesterday

At least five people, including foreigners, were killed and 15 were wounded early on Monday when a shooter opened fire at a nightclub on Rockpile's Cragstone del Glowwater resort during the FYREARCH magical music festival. Quintana Blackchoke Pondsky Firestem Doomclyff Goldpeak Fyrelife Icewood said a troll, a low elf and a goblin were among the dead, while the nationality of the other two victims was still unclear.

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