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15th of Harvest, Year of the Frog
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Frogman militia clear protesters near orc mission


The scene, yesterday

Riot militia stormed into Bryghtbone's Wyngdeath Ayrarch and rounded up hundreds of protesters early on Saturday after four days of clashes sparked by a film denigrating the Holdfire Skullmoss. Security forces secured the square, just a few hundred yards from the Orcish Empire embassy, and formed cordons in the surrounding dirt tracks. Plain-clothes officers patrolled the area, grabbing anyone they saw as suspicious. There was no sign of protests by mid-morning and traffic through Wyngdeath resumed. ...

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